Portrait Chaos

Portrait Chaos

Dhs. 300.00 AED
Sale price  Dhs. 300.00 AED Regular price 
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Portrait Chaos

Portrait Chaos

Dhs. 300.00 AED
Sale price  Dhs. 300.00 AED Regular price 

Abstract Art ✦ Visual Expression ✦ Creative Confidence

Every face tells a story. But what if chance decided what your face looked like?

Portrait Chaos is a wooden character-building game where one roll of the dice assembles a completely unique face — and then the real play begins. Children choose their features, name their character, decide where they live, and introduce them to the room.

No two portraits are ever the same. No two stories are either.

Quietly builds creative confidence, storytelling skills, and comfort with open-ended outcomes.

Safety & Care Notes
  • Made from smooth, child-safe wood with non-toxic finishes
  • Contains small parts — not suitable for children under 3
  • Adult supervision recommended for younger children
  • Store pieces after play to avoid loss
Product Information

The Art Behind The Game


About 100 years ago, a group of artists decided to break all the rules of painting.

Instead of drawing faces the way they really look, they mixed everything up. Eyes could go anywhere. A nose did not have to be in the middle. Ears could be upside down. They believed a face could show many things at once — different angles, feelings, and ideas — all at the same time. They called this style Cubism.

It was not a mistake. It was a choice. These artists wanted to show that there is more than one way to see a person.

When your child builds their Portrait Chaos face, they are doing exactly the same thing — creating something that has never existed before, out of chance, out of colour, out of imagination.

That is not chaos. That is art.

  • Ages 5–10
  • 1–3 Players
  • 20–30 Minutes
  • Child-safe wood · Non-toxic finish
  • Contains small parts — not suitable for children under 3
What’s Inside the Box
  • Wooden face base
  • 24 hand-finished wooden feature pieces
  • 1 die
  • Illustrated reference booklet
  • 6 Character Cards
How to Play

Roll the die. Find your matching feature in the chart. Place it on your face base — in any order you choose.

Build your face one roll at a time. When all six features are placed, pick up a Character Card. Give your character a name, a home, and a story — then introduce them to the room.

Play solo, take turns, or build together. 1–3 players.

When will I get my order?

Standard delivery within 3–5 working days. Free delivery on orders over AED 500.

Return & Exchanges
  • Request must be raised within 14 days of delivery
  • Items must be unused, unwashed, with tags intact
  • Accessories and activity boxes are not eligible
  • Free size exchanges for apparel (shipping covered by SAGA)
  • Return shipping is covered by SAGA
  • Damaged/incorrect items must be reported within 7 days with photos
  • No cash or card refunds
  • Approved requests are issued as store credit or exchange
  • Processing may take up to 14 days

Four things worth knowing

<strong>Plays differently every time</strong>

Plays differently every time

46,656 possible face combinations. The same game never happens twice.

<strong>Worth keeping forever</strong>

Worth keeping forever

Smooth, child-safe wooden pieces built to outlast trends, plastic, and the short life of most toys.

<strong>Learning they won't notice</strong>

Learning they won't notice

Storytelling, creative confidence, and art history — built into every single roll.

<strong>Ages 5 to adult</strong>

Ages 5 to adult

Simple enough for young children. Open-ended enough to hold the whole table.

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